IM 21 WOOT

Posts : 17 Join date : 2009-05-21

today is my 21st birthday and as some of you know i'v been going through allot IRL, well i'v been talking with an ex and i found out an old friend of mine lied to her and thats why we broke up, so things are looking great in my life now, and its my 21st birthday, so things are even more awsome!

Posts : 51 Join date : 2008-12-12

Happy 21st man! Enjoy!

Subject: Re: IM 21 WOOT Sat Aug 01, 2009 2:29 pm

Happy Birthday!!

Posts : 6 Join date : 2009-07-26

happy birthday

DM Posts : 117 Join date : 2008-07-30

Belated Happy B'day!

Subject: Re: IM 21 WOOT Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:35 pm

happy b-day dude! i cant wait till mine haha. i turn 21 at the stroke of midnight during the St. patty's day celebration! (march 18th), But again. Happy day of birthing!

Subject: Re: IM 21 WOOT Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:06 pm

Steps: 1) Buy Alcohol.
2) Drink it. Smile

Subject: Re: IM 21 WOOT Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:00 pm

3) ???
4) Profit

Posts : 17 Join date : 2009-05-21

no... no... its only a two step program... but by the time your done with step two, step one sounds like fun....

Subject: Re: IM 21 WOOT Sat Aug 08, 2009 3:44 am

no no

1) Buy Alcohol
2) Drink Alchohol
3) Do something you will regret and always remember as your "21st"
4) Get Laid
5) Pass out or Get Pizza

A Great Program *nods*

Posts : 17 Join date : 2009-05-21

IM DOIN IT.... besides the get laid... that doesnt seem to happen much anymore...

Subject: Re: IM 21 WOOT Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:13 pm

Poor sot lol

Posts : 17 Join date : 2009-05-21

meh, who needs to get laid when you got booze and black and mild apples.... wait what am i saying... damn its been to damn long,,,,

Subject: Re: IM 21 WOOT Wed Aug 19, 2009 6:41 pm

"O.K. this is how it goes. You get an orangutan. I'm not talking a little monkey or some some dancing chimp bull****, I mean a ****ing orangutan. Don't ask me how you're gonna get a ****ing orangutan, that's not my problem. So the orangutan's name is Clyde. This is non-negotianable, all orangutans are named Clyde. I don't know why that is, it's just how the world works. So you and Clyde become man (and ape) about town. You're seen everywhere together, you make the scene. You and friends go out in big groups. You talk loud, you laugh louder. Every time you say something witty you high-five the orangutan. The town begins to buzz. It gets back to her. "Did you know the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan?", "Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next thing you know she's calling.
"I'm hoping we can still be friends. Wanna hang out sometime." "Geez I dunno, me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight. (orangutans love monster trucks) In fact the whole social calender seems kinda full. I tell you what, I'll make a little note (what was your name again?) and maybe I can squeeze you in." "Oh, well you know my number so don't be a stra-" "Hey look at the time! I gotta skate, Clyde's making Mojitos'."
At this point the upper hand is yours. You can let her twist in the wind, you can draw her back into you life at the pace you decide. Whatever, it's your life. But if you're a smart man? You slowly phase her back in. You're IM'ng. You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions. You bring Clyde, he becomes like one of the family. You're one big Brady Bunch."

Subject: Re: IM 21 WOOT Wed Aug 19, 2009 8:57 pm

...That was purely made of win.

Posts : 5 Join date : 2010-03-10

operationblade wrote:: no no

1) Buy Alcohol
2) Drink Alchohol
3) Do something you will regret and always remember as your "21st"
4) Get Laid
5) Pass out or Get Pizza

A Great Program *nods*

LOL!!! And what about your age, guys? I am 20 years old.